When you have excellent programming skills, why not use them? Some may call the era of robots and the penetration of computers into our real lives scary topics, (they certainly are) but… why not relax a little on a Friday night? So let's take a look at this hilarious project on GitHub that has gone viral these days.
It was shared by a developer named Nihad Abbasov, who goes by the name “Narkoz” on GitHub, the project called “hacker scripts” which includes some software scripts with funny and NSFW names.
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Markov writes that the script names came from his former colleague, who wrote a program for anything that takes more than 90 seconds of his time in his daily life.
After his colleague left work, other people looked at his work and discovered that he had automated tons of everyday things, including making his coffee, dealing with his relationships, parts of his work, and more.
Narkov shared the developer's lazy Hacker Scripts on GitHub. The result? You'll tell us after taking a look at these scripts:
This script was probably created for his wife to send a text message saying “late at work.” The fantastic thing is, it automatically selects excuses from a preset list and sends them to his wife if there are “active SSH-sessions on the company server” after 9 am with his login.
Our lazy guy scanned his inbox for emails from Mr. Kumar, one of his clients, matched keywords like “help”, “trouble”, “sorry” etc. and sent a reply like: “no worries mate, be careful next time”.
With this clever hacker script, the lazy programmer would send an automated email with excuses like: “not feeling well/working from home” if there were no “interactive sessions on the company server at 8:45 AM” with his login. This email would also include various random reasons chosen from a pre-defined list.
https://www.secnews.gr/101604/o-bill-gates-eixe-piastei-gia-hacking-prin-45-xronia/See also: Bill Gates was caught hacking 45 years ago!
The last one is my favorite! This hacker script waited 17 seconds before hacking into the company's coffee machine and serving a latte. After 24 seconds (about the time it took our friend to get from his desk to the coffee machine), it poured the coffee into a mug.
“We had no idea that our coffee maker was connected to the network, running Linux, and had an SSHD,” Narkov says.
We love him already!!! Do you?
