If there's one thing Mark Chris Sevier loves , it's filing lawsuits, and if there's one other thing, it's his personal computer. The man who sued Apple for selling him a computer that got him addicted to porn has filed a lawsuit demanding that he be allowed to marry his porn-filled computer.
Mark “Chris” Sevier lives in Florida, a state that is considering the very serious issue of whether to recognize same-sex marriage. Sevier has filed a lawsuit claiming to represent other sexual minorities. If gays “have the right to marry the object of their sexual desire,” he argues, “then there should also be the right to marry the preferred sexual object.” We can’t say, as a matter of logic it probably stands, and if it doesn’t stand for you Mark considers it perfectly natural to marry an Apple box full of porn.
Sevier's motion, which runs 24 pages, continues with a description of his personal relationship with his beloved computer. Hold on...
“Over time, I began to prefer sex with my computer to sex with real women.”
Of course, we can't know if Mark "Chris" Sevier is exaggerating, or if there's something else going on. What we'd like to see is the face of the person who will review the lawsuit. Although the chances of his request being approved are slim, we couldn't wish such a marriage "good offspring."
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